-- Asian Stereotype --

Eat fried rice, sweet and sour spice,
Never will wear a shoe.
All are short, flexible.
We all know Kung Fu.

Ching chow choe, wong we wah.
Insults from a man.
We’ll just insult back you see,
Car, airplane, bus and fan!

What you do, what you name.
Broken English is how we speak.
You my friend, come here now.
I kiss you on the cheek.

Vietnamese, Korean,
We all look the same.
“Are you Chinese or Japanese?”,
These questions are getting Lame!

Railroad tracks, broke their backs.
Sony electronics no surprise.
Can you blind fold an Asian man,
With dental floss across his eyes?

Twenty families in one house,
On the floor they all sleep.
Save their money for a nail salon,
Oh my gosh they’re cheap.

But the one thing that gets me most,
Is that we all don’t come from the same land.
Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, Thailand or Malaysia.
And not just China or Japan!

Copyright © 2005 Phillip Lanier